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The Summoner's Tale

R.I.C.

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In a village old and quaint,
Lived a friar, far from saint,
Begging alms and preaching lies,
Filling folks with false goodbyes.

Oh, the friar, oh, what a lark,
Always sneaking in the dark,
Greedy for the gifts and gold,
But soon his tale will be retold!

To a sick man, Thomas named,
Went the friar, quite untamed,
"Give to me, your soul I'll save,
In Heaven you'll have golden pave."

Thomas, tired of friar’s greed,
Hatched a plan to meet his need,
"Lay your hand upon my rear,
And a special gift you'll hear."

The friar leaned in, unsuspecting,
Thomas farted, quite affecting,
Loud and long, the gift did blow,
Leaving friar in a show!

Friar ran to the lord's hall,
Told his tale to one and all,
But the lord and squire laughed with glee,
At the friar's fart folly!

"Divide that fart among your kin,
Each a piece, so thin and thin,
Share it out, let all partake,
Of the gift you tried to take."

So beware the greedy friar,
Seeking gifts to lift him higher,
For in the end, a fart might be,
The only gift for hypocrisy!

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R.I.C.'s The Summoner's Tale

"The Summoner's Tale" is a delightful and irreverent piece that draws inspiration from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, specifically the tale told by the Summoner. This modern rendition captures the essence of medieval satire while delivering a timeless message about hypocrisy and greed.

The song's structure, with its recurring refrain, creates a rhythmic cadence that mirrors the cyclical nature of the friar's behavior. This repetition serves to emphasize the predictability of the friar's actions, highlighting how deeply ingrained his avarice has become. The phrase "Oh, the friar, oh, what a lark" introduces a tone of mockery, inviting the audience to join in the ridicule of this less-than-holy man.

Throughout the verses, the songwriter paints a vivid picture of a corrupt friar who exploits the faith and fears of his flock for personal gain. The juxtaposition of religious imagery with the friar's greedy actions creates a stark contrast that underscores the hypocrisy at the heart of the tale. Lines such as "Begging alms and preaching lies, Filling folks with false goodbyes" encapsulate the friar's duplicitous nature, using his position of spiritual authority to manipulate and deceive.

The character of Thomas serves as a clever foil to the friar's schemes. His "gift" of a fart is a crude but effective metaphor for the emptiness of the friar's promises and the worthlessness of his spiritual guidance. This scatological humor, while potentially offensive to some, is in keeping with the earthy and often bawdy nature of medieval literature. It serves as a leveling force, bringing the lofty friar quite literally down to earth.

The reaction of the lord and his court to the friar's complaints adds another layer to the social commentary. Their laughter and the lord's suggestion to divide the fart among the friar's brethren highlight the ridiculousness of the friar's greed and the hollowness of his claims to spiritual authority. This scene also serves as a reminder that even those in positions of power can see through the pretenses of false piety.

On a deeper level, the song explores themes of justice and comeuppance. The friar, who has long taken advantage of others, finally receives his due in a form he never expected. This poetic justice satisfies the audience's desire to see the corrupt punished and the tables turned on those who abuse their power.

The final verse serves as both a warning and a moral. By cautioning listeners to "beware the greedy friar," the song extends its message beyond the specific tale to a broader commentary on hypocrisy and the dangers of unchecked greed. The suggestion that a fart might be "The only gift for hypocrisy" is a powerful reminder that empty promises and false piety are ultimately worthless.

In crafting this modern take on a classic tale, R.I.C. has created a piece that is at once entertaining and thought-provoking. Through clever wordplay, memorable imagery, and a catchy refrain, "The Summoner's Tale" invites listeners to laugh at the friar's misfortune while also reflecting on the timeless human foibles of greed and hypocrisy.