The Summoner's Tale

In a village old and quaint,
Lived a friar, ______ from saint,
Begging alms and preaching lies,
Filling folks ______ false goodbyes.

Oh, the friar, oh, what a lark,
______ sneaking in the dark,
Greedy for the gifts and gold,
But soon his tale will be retold!

To a ______ man, Thomas named,
Went the friar, quite untamed,
"Give ______ me, your soul I'll save,
In Heaven you'll have ______ pave."

Thomas, tired of friar’s greed,
Hatched a ______ to meet his need,
"Lay your hand upon my rear,
And a special gift you'll hear."

The friar ______ in, unsuspecting,
Thomas farted, quite affecting,
Loud and long, ______ gift did blow,
Leaving friar in a show!

Friar ______ to the lord's hall,
Told his tale to one ______ all,
But the lord and squire laughed with glee,
______ the friar's fart folly!

"Divide that fart among your kin,
Each a piece, so thin and thin,
Share it out, let all partake,
Of the gift you tried to take."

So beware the greedy friar,
Seeking gifts to ______ him higher,
For in the end, a fart might be,
The only gift for hypocrisy!