Oh, Pauline, Pauline, the foxes made a plan,
From under hedges, over fences, in the pale moonlight.
Now she watches carefully, for any new invasion,
She loves her cosy garden and her paving, oh so splendid.
So here's to Pauline, brave and bold, with freezer full and heart of gold,
To steal her quiche and fish pie, but she's a wily gran.
Her garden's now a peaceful place, where foxes dare not show their face.
The trap was sprung, the fox was caught, and taken far away,
Against the foxes in the night, Pauline's garden now shines bright!
Eighty-five and spry as ever, fiercely independent,
The foxes with their beady eyes, they watched her every night,
Lives Pauline, our heroine, with hair of silver crown.
So Pauline hatched a cunning scheme, she paid a man in traps,
A tale of triumph, wit, and might, of how one woman won the fight,
But those pesky foxes ruined it, with droppings and a chew.
In a quaint little bungalow, at the edge of the town,
A homemade pie, a quiche or two, her freezer's pride and bread.
Pauline's garden's fox-free now, her domain in victory.
She feared they'd ambush her one day, while fetching from the shed,
With traps and tricks and cleverness, she made the foxes flee,
But her garden's safe and sound again, a fortress of elation.
To catch the furry bandits, and perhaps avoid mishaps.
With her back garden paved so nice, she'd gaze with pride anew,
Pauline's smile was broad and bright, she'd won the battle, hey!