Broken recipes and burnt mistakes
Stirrin up trouble in her peaceful life
Neighbors rave about this modern might
Every air fryer meal her heart it breaks
She's got no patience for this modern bloke
Wishing for simpler times under the skies
Her fried chicken now brings no joy
Rememberin the days of a trusty old pan
She's got no love for this fancy toy
Pauline's got a gadget but she ain't impressed
With every beep she rolls her eyes
Every recipe's a mystery wrapped in smoke
Eighty-five years and she's seen it all
Long before machines made meals so bland
She's a culinary queen from back in the day
She misses her stove that's genuine antique
Got an air fryer sittin and it gives her no rest
She's a classic lady in a techy world
But Pauline keeps waging her personal fight
Knobs and buttons makin' her feel weak
Now this gizmo makes her kitchen a fray
But this contraption's the bane of her hall
Pauline's air fryer givin her strife
Old-fashioned ways make her feel like a girl