Conjured
Couldn't sleep last night!
Just toss and pitch!
I'm conjured! I'm conjured!
By that little witch!
My heart's all afire!
My brain's got the itch!
I tell you I'm conjured
By that little witch!
I'm "patchy" in feelings;
It seems that a stitch
Has sewed me up inside out.
Then there's a hitch
Whenever I try to think;
Side track and switch
My thoughts do; and finally
Dump me in the ditch.
And when I talk, my voice
Seems all out of pitch;
When I think about her,
My pulses, they twitch.
I'm in love or I'm crazy,
I can't tell quite which;
But I know I've been conjured
By that little witch!