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A note from Richard

V2Melody will close at midnight on 20 January 2028

This site has been a retirement project in musical poetry: poems chosen with care and set to music, offered freely for as long as it felt right to keep the garden open.

After the death of my mother, the work no longer holds the place it once did in my life. I have gone as far with it as I wish to go. Like a sand mandala, it was made to be completed and then released. I am not attached to its permanence, and I do not believe any of it needs to last beyond the time it was given.

My wife and I are simplifying our days. The server, the monitoring, and the residual obligations that come with keeping a site alive no longer fit the quieter life we want.

From 4 November 2026 I will not be adding new poems or musical poems to the site.

Until midnight on 20 January 2028, Spanish time, everything remains available exactly as it is. That is when my VPS server contract comes to an end, and it will not be renewed. After that, the server will be switched off and the site will disappear.

Thank you to anyone who found a poem, a track, or a quiet moment here.

The pleasure was in the making.

Richard

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Dull as dishwater

Idiomatic Phrase
Pronunciation

Understanding ARPABET Pronunciation

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The pronunciation guide uses the ARPABET phonetic system—the same system used in speech recognition and text-to-speech applications.

Vowel Examples:
AE1 = cat, bat
EH1 = bed, head
IY1 = see, me
OW1 = go, boat
UW1 = boot, do
Stress Numbers:
0 = no stress (unstressed)
1 = primary stress (loud)
2 = secondary stress (medium)
Example:
AH0 TH IY1 N AH0
= a-THEE-na (Athena)

The stressed syllable (marked with 1) is pronounced louder and clearer than others.

Quick Definition

Used to describe something that is incredibly monotonous and uninteresting; it is an emphatic simile comparing the subject's appeal to that of plain, murky water.

Detailed Definition
Dull as dishwater means extremely boring, flat, or lacking in colour and interest. In poetry, its domestic image can be used humorously or critically to describe tedious conversation, lifeless routine, uninspired art, or emotional stagnation. The phrase draws on the grey, used-up quality of dirty washing water, making boredom material and sensory. It is effective in satirical or colloquial poems because it refuses elevated language. A poet might also use it ironically, finding hidden drama in what first appears dull.
Example
Example in poetry:
A satirist might call a pompous speech dull as dishwater; In a schoolroom poem, the lesson feels dull as dishwater until one word catches fire; The phrase can heighten contrast, making ordinary boredom vivid; A poet might describe a loveless town as dull as dishwater beneath a magnificent sky.
Additional Notes
Dull as dishwater is a deliberately plain, domestic simile for extreme boredom. Its force comes from anti-glamour: instead of noble images, it invokes dirty or lifeless household water. In poetry, it can be comic, satirical, or socially observant, especially in poems about routine, dreary conversation, or emotional flatness. It works best when the speaker’s voice is colloquial and sharply judgemental rather than elevated.
Also Known As
very boring
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